devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankocean, via rubee)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via theblackguyoncommunity)

theonion:

Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via pedophiles-and-claw-machines)

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via unclefather)

pollums:

jeff goldblum stars in the role of a lifetime

(via mew2pac)

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

(via 1nd2rd3st)

(Source: keyonatopia, via slapmytitties)

Anonymous said: sammit-dam and thehuntershavethetardis (Who I guess has a new name.)

bottomingdean:

sammit-damn:

Do They follow: Yes/No

Do I follow: Yes/No/Now

Compliment: Hahaha I love the url!!

thehuntershavethetardis:

Do They follow: Yes/No

Do I follow: Yes/No/Now

Compliment: 

It says the blog can not be found for me. I remember her changing her url but I forgot to what it was changed too. If anyone knows can they please let me know?

Send me urls :)

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Remember Tetris? One lucky fan got to experience it for real when an actual pile of bricks fell 120 feet from a nearby construction site and instantly killed him.

From our sister publication, ClickHole

demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

image

(via robocopofficial)